VIRTUAL DICTIONARY - FAMOUS QUOTES

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom! there he is, up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.